Refund and Returns Policy

Sassy Rules

Policy Corner

No one likes surprises, especially when it comes to rules. Here’s what you need to know before you lose your socks.
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  • Understand our rules, or you might end up in the Returns Hall of Shame.

So, you’ve got your misfit tee, and it’s not your vibe? Just don’t throw it in a black hole! We accept returns within 30 days, as long as it’s in the same condition we sent it. No stains from your weird food habits, please! If you want to swap it for something better (like a shirt that actually matches your humor), follow the steps laid out below before sending it back. It’s not rocket science, we promise. Keep those receipts handy!

  • Lost your return shipping label? Heads up! This could get messy.

Need a refund? That’s a different ride on the rollercoaster. Just send the shirt back with its tags intact and we’ll process that refund faster than you can say ‘hilarious t-shirt.’ Just remember, shipping’s on you if you’re feeling remorse about your wardrobe choice.

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  • Check the return guidelines, or the dark humor writes itself!

Want to exchange it? Lucky you, but be prepared—it’s not an all-you-can-eat buffet. You’ll need to throw your order number on a piece of paper and send it back with the item. Then, pick what you really want and let us know—easy as pie! Just make sure you don’t wait too long, our stocks tend to vanish faster than a good idea at a party.

  • Returns only work if you read the guidelines first!

Lastly, if you’ve got any questions, or if you just want to chat about our mildly inappropriate shirts, hit us up at support@adorablesatan.com. We’re quite friendly, unless it’s before our coffee, then things might get messy.

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Privacy Shenanigans

  • We respect your privacy—like, I’d never peek into your drawers.

We collect your data only to send you updates on your favorite bad humor tees and a few other surprises. What you see is what you get—no hidden tricks here. If you want to opt out, you can unsubscribe faster than your last bad joke fell flat.

  • Your data’s safe with us, like a puppy in a cute sweater.

Our policy changes as often as socks on a first date, but we promise to keep you in the loop. You can read our full Privacy Policy on our site, but don’t worry! We won’t make you sign in blood.

  • Stay tuned for our privacy updates. No tricks, just treats!

We make sure your personal info is treated like a VIP at a club—access limited only to those who truly need it. No data hoarding here; just a comfy, cozy atmosphere for your details.

  • Let’s keep this between us and our shirts—deal?

If you’ve got questions about your data sanity, hit us up! Email support@adorablesatan.com anytime. We’re just a click away, ready to drop our usual sarcasm and give you straight answers… unless we’re distracted by cat memes.

  • We’re here to help, unless the coffee runs out!

In summary: we’re laid-back about your personal info but serious about your laughs. Don’t hesitate to reach out if something doesn’t feel right, but please refrain from yelling at us; our feelings are fragile.