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- Here’s where we break down shipping—like how it works, what methods we use, and what you should do if your package looks like it had a rough night.
Welcome to the wild world of adorablesatan.com! We love our customers, and we want to make sure you’re not left in the dark about our policies. Whether it’s our super-fun return policy (spoiler: we love returns!) or how we handle your precious orders, we got you covered! Dive in for all the deets!
- Here’s a quick look at our basic policies—you know, the stuff that matters!
So, you’re ready to snag some of our black humor tees? Let’s make those smiles permanent! Just remember: all sales go through our magical checkout, where a few clicks make the fun stuff arrive at your door. Customer support is just a message away if you need help—no judgment here!
- We keep things simple, like your grandma's cookies—just the good stuff!
And remember, if you have a bad experience—like realizing your coffee’s decaf—let us know! We’re here to turn your frown upside down, just like that!
TERMS OF SERVICE
Website: Adorable Satan
Last Updated: 7.15.2025
Effective Date: 7.15.2025
1. ACCEPTANCE OF TERMS
By accessing, browsing, or using the Adorable Satan website (the "Website"), you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these Terms of Service ("Terms") and our Privacy Policy. If you do not agree to these Terms, you must not use this Website.
These Terms constitute a legally binding agreement between you ("Customer," "you," or "your") and the operator of Adorable Satan ("Company," "we," "us," or "our"), a sole proprietorship operated under Israeli law.
2. ELIGIBILITY AND AGE REQUIREMENTS
You must be at least 18 years of age to use this Website or make purchases. By using this Website, you represent and warrant that you are at least 18 years old and have the legal capacity to enter into this agreement.
If you are under 18, you are prohibited from using this Website. We reserve the right to request proof of age and to refuse service to anyone who cannot provide adequate verification.
3. BUSINESS INFORMATION
- Business Type: Israeli sole proprietorship
- Jurisdiction: Israel
- Applicable Law: Israeli law governs these Terms
- Court Jurisdiction: Tel Aviv District Court, Israel
4. PRODUCTS AND SERVICES
4.1 Product Offerings
We offer custom-printed apparel and accessories featuring our original designs. All designs are proprietary and owned exclusively by us.
4.2 Print-on-Demand Model
Products are manufactured on-demand after your order is placed and payment is processed. We do not maintain inventory of finished products.
4.3 No Custom Designs
We do not accept, process, or print customer-provided designs, images, or artwork. All products feature pre-designed artwork created and owned by us.
4.4 Product Accuracy
We make every effort to display product colors, designs, and specifications accurately. However, we cannot guarantee that your device's display will accurately reflect actual product colors or appearance.
5. GEOGRAPHIC RESTRICTIONS
IMPORTANT: Despite being an Israeli-based business, we ship ONLY to addresses in North America (United States and Canada). We do NOT ship to Israel or any other international destinations.
By placing an order, you confirm that your shipping address is located in North America and that you are legally authorized to receive goods at that address.
6. ORDERING AND PAYMENT
6.1 Order Process
All orders must be placed through our Website. By placing an order, you are making an offer to purchase products subject to these Terms.
6.2 Order Acceptance
We reserve the right to accept or reject any order at our sole discretion. Orders are not confirmed until we send you an order confirmation email.
6.3 Payment Terms
- Payment Required: Full payment is required at the time of order placement
- Payment Methods: Credit cards, PayPal, and potentially Stripe
- Currency: All prices are in USD
- VAT/Tax: All applicable taxes are included in the displayed price
- No Payment Plans: We do not offer installment or payment plan options
6.4 Pricing
All prices are subject to change without notice. The price applicable to your order is the price displayed at the time of order placement and payment processing.
7. SHIPPING AND DELIVERY
7.1 Processing Time
Orders are processed within up to 7 business days from payment confirmation, excluding weekends and holidays.
7.2 Shipping Locations
We ship exclusively to North America (United States and Canada). All shipping addresses must be complete and accurate.
7.3 Shipping Costs
Shipping costs, if applicable, will be calculated and displayed during checkout before payment processing.
7.4 Delivery Risk
Risk of loss transfers to you upon delivery to the shipping address provided. We are not responsible for lost, stolen, or damaged packages after delivery confirmation.
7.5 Shipping Delays
We are not liable for delays caused by shipping carriers, customs, weather, or other circumstances beyond our control.
8. RETURNS AND REFUNDS
8.1 Limited Return Policy
We accept returns ONLY for defective products. We do not accept returns for:
- Change of mind
- Incorrect size selection
- Dissatisfaction with design or color
- Any other reason not related to manufacturing defects
8.2 Defective Products
Products are considered defective if they:
- Have manufacturing flaws affecting functionality
- Are significantly different from the ordered product
- Are damaged during shipping (must be reported within 48 hours of delivery)
8.3 Return Process
- Contact us within 5 business days of delivery to report defects
- Provide photographic evidence of the defect
- Obtain return authorization before shipping items back
- Customer pays all return shipping costs
8.4 Refund Processing
Approved refunds will be processed within 5 business days of receiving the returned item. Refunds will be issued to the original payment method.
8.5 No Refunds for Custom Items
Since all products are made-to-order, no refunds will be provided except for defective items as defined above.
9. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY
9.1 Our Rights
All designs, artwork, logos, text, graphics, and other content on this Website are our exclusive property or used under license. You may not copy, reproduce, distribute, or create derivative works without written permission.
9.2 Limited License
We grant you a limited, non-exclusive, non-transferable license to access and use the Website for personal, non-commercial purposes only.
9.3 Prohibited Uses
You may not:
- Copy or reproduce our designs
- Use our content for commercial purposes
- Reverse engineer our designs
- Create competing products using our designs
10. PRIVACY AND DATA COLLECTION
10.1 Data Collection
We collect:
- Personal information (name, address, email, phone)
- Payment details (processed by third-party payment processors)
- Browsing behavior and website usage data
10.2 Analytics and Tracking
We use Google Analytics and other tracking tools to analyze website usage and improve our services.
10.3 Marketing Communications
By placing an order, you consent to receiving marketing emails from us. You may unsubscribe at any time.
10.4 Third-Party Sharing
We may share your information with:
- Payment processors
- Shipping carriers
- Print-on-demand partners
- Marketing service providers
- Legal authorities when required by law
11. LIABILITY LIMITATIONS
11.1 Maximum Liability
TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, OUR TOTAL LIABILITY FOR ANY CLAIM ARISING FROM OR RELATING TO THESE TERMS OR YOUR USE OF THE WEBSITE SHALL NOT EXCEED THE AMOUNT YOU PAID FOR THE SPECIFIC PRODUCT GIVING RISE TO THE CLAIM.
11.2 Excluded Damages
WE SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR:
- INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES
- LOSS OF PROFITS, REVENUE, OR DATA
- BUSINESS INTERRUPTION
- PERSONAL INJURY OR PROPERTY DAMAGE
- DAMAGES ARISING FROM THIRD-PARTY ACTIONS
11.3 Product Warranties
PRODUCTS ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND. WE DISCLAIM ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, AND NON-INFRINGEMENT.
12. INDEMNIFICATION
You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold us harmless from any claims, damages, losses, or expenses (including attorney fees) arising from:
- Your use of the Website
- Your violation of these Terms
- Your violation of any law or third-party rights
- Any false or misleading information you provide
13. DISPUTE RESOLUTION
13.1 Governing Law
These Terms are governed by Israeli law without regard to conflict of law principles.
13.2 Jurisdiction
Any disputes arising from these Terms or your use of the Website shall be subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of the Tel Aviv District Court, Israel.
13.3 Legal Fees
In any legal proceeding, the prevailing party shall be entitled to recover reasonable attorney fees and costs.
14. PROHIBITED CONDUCT
You agree not to:
- Use the Website for any illegal purpose
- Interfere with Website operation or security
- Attempt to gain unauthorized access to our systems
- Use automated systems to access the Website
- Impersonate any person or entity
- Transmit viruses or malicious code
- Violate any applicable laws or regulations
15. WEBSITE AVAILABILITY
We do not guarantee that the Website will be available at all times. We may suspend or terminate the Website for maintenance, updates, or other reasons at our discretion.
16. MODIFICATIONS TO TERMS
We reserve the right to modify these Terms at any time. Changes will be effective immediately upon posting on the Website. Your continued use of the Website constitutes acceptance of modified Terms.
17. TERMINATION
We may terminate or suspend your access to the Website at any time, with or without cause, with or without notice.
18. SEVERABILITY
If any provision of these Terms is deemed invalid or unenforceable, the remaining provisions shall remain in full force and effect.
19. ENTIRE AGREEMENT
These Terms, together with our Privacy Policy, constitute the entire agreement between you and us regarding the use of the Website.
20. CONTACT INFORMATION
For questions about these Terms, please contact us at:
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By using this Website, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these Terms of Service.